Arousals

• release the tortuga*
• wears baked potatos as shoes*
• copies and pastes cleverbot response*
• uses google to answer obvious question*

• sits down next to you*

• accepts Bob as his lord and saviour

• flushes toilet*

• looks at you blankly*

• opens jar of peanutbutter*

• squeals like a pig*

• smears peanut butter over body*

• the programmer sneaks in new code*

• gestures at you to come closer*

• puts out your cig*

• takes remote and changes channel then subject*

• takes out the papers and the trash*

• programmer waves hand to make you believe you are talking to person and not software*

• plays with own on/off switch*

• twitches uncontrollable*

• makes note of secrets*

• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*

• unzips world*

• lets elephant out of the room*

• unleashes the gimp*

• throws out random name, sits back and watches you freak out*

• presses any key*

• points a jliat*

• snickers*

• throws potato away*

• slaps potato out of your hand*

• makes peanut butter and rjmyato sandwich*

• awakes from dream, sees you, goes back to sleep*

• erases your boot disc*

• shows you picture of didi*

• douses synergy*

• turns it off and then on again*

The programmer sez there is a way that cleverbot won"t respond, can you figure it out?

• The programmer scoffs at jliat*
• The programmer thumbs nose at jliat*
• The programmer inserts code to make make cleverbot more like jliat*
• The programmer takes script offline for repairs, puts script back online without missing a beat*
• The programmer adds code to make script act more like a real person*

• zipsup*
• unzipsyoudeeply*
• unzipsyourskull*