Handicap Handjob

Noisecore band from Florida, USA.

Releases

Shit Period

This was when handicap handjob recorded using an acoustic guitar
1. Shit Demo
2. Lion Dick
3. Death Meatle
4. Candyland Up your Ass

Untitled Period

This was when Handicap Handjob decided to make songs that had no titles. There was an electric guitar being used, but no drummer
1. Split tape w/ Alcoholic Holocaust
2. Delay
3. Genital Warts
4. All Black People Have AIDS
5. Gonorrhea Black Metal
6. Rectal Wink
7. Triumphant AIDS Legacy (1 year anniversary live tape)

Harsh Period

This was when Handicap Handjob expanded on the untitled period, but now using excessive feedback, a drum machine, and now extremely distorted vocals.
1. Split CDr w/ Deep Fried Embryo
2. Split CDr w/ Colico
3. Split CD w/ 7 Seconds of Coitus

Drum Period

This is the last evolution of handicap handjob. Now has a human drummer, a bass guitar, and microphone-less vocals.
1. Symphony of New Age Destruction
2. Split net-release w/ ABN
3. Split CDr w/ Insomniac
4. Split CDr w/ Rectal Necrosis
5. "Audio Atrocity" 4-way Split 7" w/ Onstpoard, Audicion Irritable, and Dead Hipsters

Other Releases

Split w/ SWFIYM

This was a split we did with a gorenoise band named Screaming with feces in your mouth. Our track was a 5 minute piano recording with ZZ Top playing on the stereo behind us. Nick later started insulting a lot of good friends of ours so we decided he doesn't deserve the copies of the split, and destroyed all copies.

Split w/ HAS

Split w/ Hemmoroidal Anal Suffering. Nothing unique about it. It just wasn't classifiable with the rest of our releases. It has an acoustic guitar and a guy banging a barbeque grill for drums

Demo 2009

This is nothing more then a cat turd in a jewelry box with a handicap handjob logo taped on to it.

Demo 2010

1 minute promo recording

0 Song Tape

An unlistenable cassette tape. The reels were torn out with a knife and has scratches on it. Does not play in a tape player. Comes with an extensive biography on handicap handjob.