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CLOWNIFESTO: By doing my own research, I have found that clowns are far more sexually attractive than non-clowns. Thus It has become clear to me that clowns are made of superior genetic stock. Clown girls offer superior breeding qualities. We must protect the purity of the clown race. While the othe...

FLORIDA MAN wrote: ↑Wed Sep 21, 2022 7:22 am

amishrobots wrote: ↑Tue Sep 20, 2022 12:23 am flavorful broth

piss?

I am 78% certain that this man did not feed me urine.










if he did though, it was very well seasoned.

FLORIDA MAN wrote: ↑Wed Sep 21, 2022 7:19 am Tent your house = all problems solved

But that would also kill the centipedes, and the spiders that live here. Also it would leave rotting dead mice carcasses, which I am trying to avoid. I'm pretty sure what I really need is bigger spiders.

The Indian guy at the gas station where I buy beer made some home made Indian food for me today. This is apparently the benefit of learning a few words and phrases in Punjabi. I suppose it also doesn't hurt that I hooked him up with free pizza a couple of times. I did not specify how spicy I wanted ...

Where there is one rodent there is surely more Yes, I know, though I keep hoping that I've killed the last. It's a foolish hope; I saw another one a couple of nights ago. Coming from the direction of my bedroom, no less. And to make matters worse, I found mouse shit in my studio desk today, The des...

I am now officially glad I bought a Kindle. Currently reading HP Lovecraft, for the price of ZERO dollars. Heck yeah!


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yeah I rip them out anyway I can. Grabbing them between thumb and forefinger is not the most effective way. A good pair of hemostats works really well, but I haven't been able to find mine for a while, guess I should buy some new ones. Body hair kinda sucks.

I saw him scurry behind my typewriter storage cabinet a couple of times. So I set the trap that was next to it. No bait; just put it in his path. I'd hoped the trap would just kill him, so I wouldn't have to. His decision; not mine. But he didn't play my coward's game. Got his hind leg caught, Still...

NoiseWiki wrote: ↑Thu May 19, 2022 3:09 pm I found a tarantula in our laundry room

I would be extremely surprised, and somewhat terrified to find a tarantula in my house. I would be far less likely to kill it though.

and... now there's another mouse...