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by amishrobots
Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:35 pm
Forum: Misc
Topic: Clowns are the Master Race
Replies: 2
Views: 21

Clowns are the Master Race

CLOWNIFESTO: By doing my own research, I have found that clowns are far more sexually attractive than non-clowns. Thus It has become clear to me that clowns are made of superior genetic stock. Clown girls offer superior breeding qualities. We must protect the purity of the clown race. While the othe...
by amishrobots
Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:55 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Gas Station Chicken Masala
Replies: 2
Views: 64

Re: Gas Station Chicken Masala

FLORIDA MAN wrote: Wed Sep 21, 2022 7:22 am
amishrobots wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 12:23 am flavorful broth
piss?
I am 78% certain that this man did not feed me urine.










if he did though, it was very well seasoned.
by amishrobots
Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:52 pm
Forum: Art & Philosophy & BS
Topic: I'm not exactly okay.
Replies: 29
Views: 798

Re: I'm not exactly okay.

FLORIDA MAN wrote: Wed Sep 21, 2022 7:19 am Tent your house = all problems solved
But that would also kill the centipedes, and the spiders that live here. Also it would leave rotting dead mice carcasses, which I am trying to avoid. I'm pretty sure what I really need is bigger spiders.
by amishrobots
Tue Sep 20, 2022 12:23 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Gas Station Chicken Masala
Replies: 2
Views: 64

Gas Station Chicken Masala

The Indian guy at the gas station where I buy beer made some home made Indian food for me today. This is apparently the benefit of learning a few words and phrases in Punjabi. I suppose it also doesn't hurt that I hooked him up with free pizza a couple of times. I did not specify how spicy I wanted ...
by amishrobots
Tue Sep 20, 2022 12:01 am
Forum: Art & Philosophy & BS
Topic: I'm not exactly okay.
Replies: 29
Views: 798

Re: I'm not exactly okay.

Where there is one rodent there is surely more Yes, I know, though I keep hoping that I've killed the last. It's a foolish hope; I saw another one a couple of nights ago. Coming from the direction of my bedroom, no less. And to make matters worse, I found mouse shit in my studio desk today, The des...
by amishrobots
Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:27 pm
Forum: Misc
Topic: Currently Reading
Replies: 113
Views: 10886

Re: Currently Reading

I am now officially glad I bought a Kindle. Currently reading HP Lovecraft, for the price of ZERO dollars. Heck yeah!


https://www.amazon.com/H-P-Lovecraft-Co ... 077QT6CMD/
by amishrobots
Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:23 pm
Forum: Misc
Topic: How do you deal with nose hairs?
Replies: 27
Views: 690

Re: How do you deal with nose hairs?

yeah I rip them out anyway I can. Grabbing them between thumb and forefinger is not the most effective way. A good pair of hemostats works really well, but I haven't been able to find mine for a while, guess I should buy some new ones. Body hair kinda sucks.
by amishrobots
Thu Aug 25, 2022 12:56 am
Forum: Art & Philosophy & BS
Topic: I'm not exactly okay.
Replies: 29
Views: 798

Re: I'm not exactly okay.

I saw him scurry behind my typewriter storage cabinet a couple of times. So I set the trap that was next to it. No bait; just put it in his path. I'd hoped the trap would just kill him, so I wouldn't have to. His decision; not mine. But he didn't play my coward's game. Got his hind leg caught, Still...
by amishrobots
Wed Aug 24, 2022 11:55 pm
Forum: Art & Philosophy & BS
Topic: I'm not exactly okay.
Replies: 29
Views: 798

Re: I'm not exactly okay.

NoiseWiki wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 3:09 pm I found a tarantula in our laundry room
I would be extremely surprised, and somewhat terrified to find a tarantula in my house. I would be far less likely to kill it though.
by amishrobots
Wed Aug 24, 2022 11:42 pm
Forum: Art & Philosophy & BS
Topic: I'm not exactly okay.
Replies: 29
Views: 798

Re: I'm not exactly okay.

and... now there's another mouse...