Get some water and let it evaporate on the records and repeat that for a year or so so they get a mineral build up...or maybebury them in the yard?
xc2xbe dead wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:03 pm This reminds me that I want to do a blank-stamped vinyl release which involves leaving the pressed blanks out to collect a ton of dust for X-amount of time so that they crackle like crazy. I'm also interested in trying to cultivate a thin veneer of mold on the surface of blank records with the same goal in mind to have them produce a lot of surface noise, assuming anyone would ever want to play such a thing.
Would be even better to have a blank dust-record released in multiple, differently-colored editions, just for extra idiot points.