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John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.

The Danish equivalent of the BBC, DR, has a new animated series aimed at four- to eight-year-olds about John Dillermand, the man with the worldxe2x80x99s longest penis who overcomes hardships and challenges with his record-breaking genitals.
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That reminds me...
About four years ago, I was listening to this guy on public radio talking about being introduced to Henry Winkler, and how the two became buds.
Dude had decided that the best thing to share with his listeners was about how Henry had the softest hands he'd ever felt, a "girlish" handshake, and how lightly he shook with only two fingers extended;
Those are the last things one would expect from Arther Fonzarelli.
Anyhow, my stoned ass thought to myself "I gotta remember, if I ever get to shake Fonzi's hand, I must do it in a very delicate manner, so as not to harm him".
Then, logic came forth. I interrupted my own thought with another: "I'm never gonna shake Winklers hand, I mean, duh" which ended any thought of it altogether. So, I went about my business.
Within a matter of months, I had to meet Henry Winkler for a DIMM shoot and shake his hand like all the others I was with had just done.
There before me stood "The Fonz", but not in black leather & denim. Instead, he wore a pink, hand knit sweater & canvas sneakers. He said "Hi, I'm Henry Winkler", then, reached out to shake...
That day, after forgetting something I'd heard on KPR a few weeks before, I crushed the hand of The Fonz
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RUBBISH wrote: Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:16 am John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.

The Danish equivalent of the BBC, DR, has a new animated series aimed at four- to eight-year-olds about John Dillermand, the man with the worldxe2x80x99s longest penis who overcomes hardships and challenges with his record-breaking genitals.
I recall there was some other Danish cartoon that featured animated penises elephant
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Lord Shiva himself may be giving his blessings for the bill to be passed.

(Laughs) Yes, our sages whom we worship as gods knew the benefits of cannabis. And today, Nepalis who live in poverty or toil in the desert heat of the Gulf, are our new gods. This bill can give them financial security so they do not have to migrate. Those are the people who will benefit directly from this bill.
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Soloman Tump wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:06 pm consumed half a bottle of whisky
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Indeterminacy wrote: Fri Jun 18, 2021 5:42 am
Soloman Tump wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:06 pm consumed half a bottle of whisky
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Soloman Tump wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:06 pm bounce
Just had a 6 way zoom call across 3 continents and consumed half a bottle of whisky and 2 cups of tea.

I need to go to work in 4 hours time
iirc it was Talisker 12y.o and was chatting to my mate in Brunei as well as a couple in Australia.

Must get some more Talisker, its awesomely tasty stuff.
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Soloman Tump wrote: Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:31 am
Talisker, its awesomely tasty stuff.
I highly recommend:
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