Worst meal you've made for yourself

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Worst meal you've made for yourself

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That time I tried to make spaghetti using ramen and a can of tomato paste
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Most of my most grievous failures I have blocked out for the sake of my sanity and future appetite, but I do have an unpleasantly vivid memory of when I not only created too much of a reasonably tasty combination of two very different ramen-like dishes, but botched the boiling process such that the broth was too thick to be a proper soup and the noodles were overdone to the point of mush. Put me off both of those noodles for a while, sadly...
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Fun fact...rice noodles should be cooked in water then added to pho or else it makes the pho all slimy and gross.

Also...okra and coconut milk...man it was so damn slimy. Maybe it was too much okra. I dunno...it tasted good but looked like total shit.

Adding too much curry so the dish becomes gritty and bitter...yuck.
Add some salt and less curry powder...duh.
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One time I made hamburger helper with whipped cream because I didnxe2x80x99t have any milk... not as bad as you may think. ;thinking:
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FAP wrote: Tue May 26, 2020 8:57 am One time I made hamburger helper with whipped cream because I didnxe2x80x99t have any milk... not as bad as you may think. ;thinking:
That's hilarious.

Try sour cream next time.
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Here's a good one.
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Not really a meal but don't ever drink lemonade and then a glass of milk because it will curdle the milk. Also don't ever eat chocolate and drink white wine.. cause white wine is disgusting.. lol
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Cream puffs and tequila...the top shelf tequila even
..do NOT go well together at all.

Giggling and puking is the result.
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Tried making rice pudding with normal rice and not pudding rice. Awful sticky gross shit.
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recently i got some chips from a local restaurant
put a small layer of chips in a bowl and added a slice of butter and added a layer of cheese
put another small layer of chips in the bowl and added a slice of butter and added a layer of cheese
you get the idea
i did that pattern until the bowl was full
put it in the microwave
took it out
so disgusting i couldn't finish it, tossed most of it away.
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