Luke's misplaced thoughts

[banned]

I am the worst person alive.

[banned]

gonna find some green space to chain smoke on... awful day, as ever.

[NoiseWiki]

I am the worst person alive.

You'll never get an award for thinking that

[banned]

I am the worst person alive.

You'll never get an award for thinking that

I could buy one of those faux novelty champion trophies you get in sports shops and get them to engrave my name on it.

"worst person alive"

[NoiseWiki]

I am the worst person alive.

You'll never get an award for thinking that

I could buy one of those faux novelty champion trophies you get in sports shops and get them to engrave my name on it.

"worst person alive"

I guess if that makes you feel something?

[banned]

victory! haha

[NoiseWiki]

victory! haha

Yah you're giving yourself a participation trophy!

[banned]

ha.

overslept and the day is already a disappointment.

[banned]

nineteen years on from being hospitalised I'm still no better off. less likely to chew my own face off, but with no opportunities to make my life better beyond working in zero skilled manual labour. life is pretty shit.

[banned]

also, I feel physically about 70 years old.