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i invented hipster irony with my first girlfriend.

christ, if that's true -- i should be shot ;)
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RUBBISH wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:57 pm So apparently oatmeal encourages bad fungal growth...I don't know about that.
I lived in a loft in downtown Chicago with a bunch of friends. I moved out before they got evicted. One of them had pretty much moved out to live with his girlfriend but all of his shit was still there when they got evicted. He'd been in the habit of cooking a gallon of oatmeal at a time and one his half eaten pots that had been rotting away for weeks was thrown into a dumpster on stop of his personal possessions that he had to pick through to save his stuff.
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Putting icy hot anywhere bellow my waist and above my knees without protecting my scrotal area first.
This is more of a stupid idea...fuck
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RUBBISH wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:27 pm Putting icy hot anywhere bellow my waist and above my knees without protecting my scrotal area first.
This is more of a stupid idea...fuck
WHOAH!!!
you may as well wank off with gasoline...
icyhot is fucking weird...
used it on shoulder once and blistered...was enough for me
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"you can pay the benjolin" :D
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When we die, the afterlife replays our existence but starting with the most common stuff we did in life all bunched up together.

So we sleep for 30 years straight, then work for 20 years non-stop, eat for 3 years, watch telly for a year etc..... Then you get to the interesting stuff like cry for a week, cum for 10 hours, feel pain for 3 days solid. Get drunk for a month then be hungover for 2 months straight.

*Idea borrowed from a short story in the book called Sum. Read itz it's great.
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Tupac keeps threatening me.
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Eating Cheerios that have fallen on the carpet.
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RUBBISH wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 6:58 am Eating Cheerios that have fallen on the carpet.
There were some cheerios on our doorstep for like a week.. I finally kicked them into the grass.. surprised no critters wanted them
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I have the ability to turn people into the last man, and then they encounter their complete privation from God :D :deadbanana:
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