Luke's misplaced thoughts

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can't work out if the guy above is a pathological liar... or if any of his devices he leaves around release cybernetic bees :shrug:
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I think youtube adverts have found a way to fuck wit my consciousness by subtly varying sound quality.

let's get real here ..
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shame it's always for women's underwear :dispair:
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that always makes me laugh, how it's ok to do anything except get a bone on in frilly knickers.

one assumes it's implicit contempt for trans people :dispair: gender is mad, and I'm not saying I'm wearing stockings rn...
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one of the saddest things I have ever seen, was a "man" dressed as a woman, obviously suffering pretty bad gender dysphoria, on Oxford public transport. he was I'm guessing late 50s, and seemed to be attracted to guys, but far too sad to notice except for how sad he was, how everything was. I would have liked to have sat next to him, asked him how he was, maybe flirted a little.

:nod: who cares what they say, honey, you look great.
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ethnicity XYZ are cool. discuss?

1. you are in that ethnicity and think they are being oppressed.
2. you are not in that ethnicity and want to steal their culture
3. your bf is in that ethnicity


:rofl: gender tangents...
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when you reach 30 you should have “a group of friends that talk business, money, and fitness, not politics and pop culture”.
I don't think I have ever had one conversation about business :D

unless you include the noise business. which rarely goes well
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elon musk is gonna kill social media itself, and in the process morph into a new kind of ultra capitalist made entirely of used car parts.
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when Jesus walked on water, there were, unbeknown to him, two large turtles where he placed his feet, and he jumped on and surfed some waves, until the turtles took him to the other shore. I know this is a highly improbable event, because it has never happened to me: it was a miracle.
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https://www.theguardian.com/books/2022/ ... ade-a-typo

just a small existential crisis about whether or not looking things up is ok. I reckon...

anyway, is that BAD POETRY? if there is still such a thing, then perhaps we have won.

gentlemen: you may hold me now :D
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