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zero percent chance, zero... it's be an amazing kink in space-time, but QUITE UNLIKELY

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I feel both cured and desperately alone at the same time lol.

dunno what to do about anything :shrug:
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who remembers the red shoe diaries *presses pause*... *wait for it*
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drift wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 4:12 am ???

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... y-machines

it was... sentient?
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NoiseWiki wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:00 am
drift wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 4:12 am ???

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... y-machines

it was... sentient?
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it's just the name :D

anyway, this is what I think happened if imaginary friend was real. this is what happened. we had met as children, and i heroically saved her when her father was killed. we met again, and she didn't know it was me. we had sex, but she got me and my non identical twin's names confused form childhood, so had sex with him, thinking he was me. she fell pregnant. my twin ejaculated in her vagina, and i only rubbed it into her, so she assumed it was my twin's baby. she then found out she got out names confused, and became imaginary friend. but it didn't work out and she is dating my twin / raising my children as his. gulp lol
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either that OR YOU'RE ALL REPLICANTS. which is really unlikely lol
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I shouldn't be insane in public. nice day today. nice evening also
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drift wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 12:23 pm anyway, this is what I think happened if imaginary friend was real. this is what happened. we had met as children, and i heroically saved her when her father was killed. we met again, and she didn't know it was me. we had sex, but she got me and my non identical twin's names confused form childhood, so had sex with him, thinking he was me. she fell pregnant. my twin ejaculated in her vagina, and i only rubbed it into her, so she assumed it was my twin's baby. she then found out she got out names confused, and became imaginary friend. but it didn't work out and she is dating my twin / raising my children as his. gulp lol
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NoiseWiki wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 2:41 pm Image
lol yeah confusing
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