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Would you rather...

1. Get infected with corona virus?

or

2. Have a 60mph single vehicle crash?

I'll take the sure thing!

xc2xbe dead wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:26 pm I'll take the sure thing!

That's so vague.
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Would you rather...

1. Tigers & Meth

or

2. Spray Tan & Golf

Theres alot of unknown parameters to a 60mph single vehicle car crash


How about death by being chased off a cliff by naked women?

Theres a lot of unknown parameters in both to be fair...

But I will take Covid, and hope my immune system is up to scratch.
And I'll then hope i get enough antibodies to build some resistance before the 2nd wave strikes hissyfit

Would you rather be stuck for 50 years at age 7 or age 70?

RUBBISH wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2020 8:09 am Would you rather be stuck for 50 years at age 7 or age 70?

Well it's possible to still be fairly healthy at 70 so assuming dementia doesn't set in guess I'd go with 70.. also maybe by then I could just be a brain in a jar experiencing full on virtual reality of my choosing

Would you rather drink a pint of your mom's menstrual blood or down a shot of your dad's jizz?

pumpingyrmom wrote: ↑Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:11 pm Would you rather drink a pint of your mom's menstrual blood or down a shot of your dad's jizz?

A pint!?...that's excessive compared to a single shot.
I dunno I mean blood doesn't seem as bad as semen to me and the parental thing if anything makes it not as bad. I came from dads cum and lived in mom for 10 months.

Really its the pint part that's bothering me.
That's too much.

I choose blood over semen.