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CLOWNIFESTO: By doing my own research, I have found that clowns are far more sexually attractive than non-clowns. Thus It has become clear to me that clowns are made of superior genetic stock. Clown girls offer superior breeding qualities. We must protect the purity of the clown race. While the other, non-clown races may have useful qualities, it is obvious that in order for humanity to succeed and thrive, it must be lead by the clown race, with all others subservient to their superior leadership. The time has come for my clown brethren (and sisteren) to rise up, and seize control from the lesser races of humankind. Any who oppose our assertion of the natural order, shall receive a pie to the face!

Long live Clownmanity!