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Those penguins are fucking

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64 bahya kalas, or practical arts, as
required study for cultured persons. They are: 1) singing, 2)
instrumental music, 3) dancing, 4) painting, 5) forehead adornments,
6) making decorative floral and grain designs on the floor, 7) home
and temple flower arranging, 8) personal grooming, 9) mosaic tiling,
10) bedroom arrangements, 11)creating music with water, 12) splashing
and squirting with water, 13) secret mantras, 14) making flower
garlands, 15) head adornments, 16) dressing, 17) costume decorations,
18) perfumery, 19) jewelry making, 20) magic and illusions, 21)
ointments for charm and virility, 22) manual dexterity, 23) skills of
cooking, eating and drinking, 24) beverage and dessert preparation,
25) sewing (making and mending garments), 26) embroidery, 27) playing
vina and drum, 28) riddles and rhymes, 29) poetry games, 30)tongue
twisters and difficult recitation, 31) literary recitation, 32) drama
and story telling, 33) verse composition game, 34) furniture caning,
35)erotic devices and knowledge of sexual arts, 36) crafting wooden
furniture, 37)architecture and house construction, 38) distinguishing
between ordinary and precious stones and metals, 39) metal-working,
40) gems and mining, 41) gardening and horticulture, 42) games of
wager involving animals, 43) training parrots and mynas to speak, 44)
hairdressing, 45) coding messages, 46) speaking in code, 47) knowledge
of foreign languages and dialects, 48) making flower carriages, 49)
spells, charms and omens, 50)making simple mechanical devices, 51)
memory training, 52) game of reciting verses from hearing, 53)
decoding messages, 54) the meanings of words, 55) dictionary studies,
56) prosody and rhetoric, 57) impersonation, 58) artful dressing, 59)
games of dice, 60) the game of akarsha (a dice game played on a
board), 61) making dolls and toys for children, 62) personal etiquette
and animal training, 63) knowledge of dharmic warfare and victory, and
64) physical culture.

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Playing the harmonica is totally straight.
- gay kid at work

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Much like the olden days, where urban legends spread from older sibling to savvy younger brother and beyond, children are constantly proliferating preexisting memes utterly divorced from the context of their origins. They're consumed by osmosis, via a family member or YouTube streamer, then rapidly co-opted. Quickly they become part of a bizarre shared language. Nonsensical words that are simply shouted on the playground yet make no literal sense.

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DO NOT WATCH THAT JEFFREY DAHMER MOVIE!!!!!! I REPEAT DO NOT WATCH THAT MOVIE!!!! DO NOT OPEN YOUR HOME, YOUR FAMILY. OR THE ATMOSPHERE OF YOUR HOME UP TO THAT FILTH. I TOO HAD STARTED WATCHING THE SERIES EARLIER, AND WAS UNABLE TO FINISH IT BECAUSE IT FELT OFF.... THE REASON THAT SO MANY HAVE SAID THAT THEY FELT SO UNEASY WATCHING IT IS BECAUSE OF THE DEMON OPERATING BEHIND IT!!! LISTEN I LITERALLY WAS JUST IN A DREAM WHERE THE HOLY SPIRIT ALLOWED ME TO SEE THE DEMON THAT WAS IN OPERATION! I SAW HIM IN THE DARK!!! I SMELLED HIM!!! I HEARD HIM!!!! HE LITERALLY WAS ON THE FLOOR CRAWLING ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES TOWARDS ME AND MY CHILDREN, MIND YOU MY CHILDREN WERE NOT EVEN HOME OR WITH ME WHEN I WATCHED THIS!!!! THANK GOD THAT EVEN IN MY DREAMS I KNEW TO CALL ON THE NAME OF JESUS!!!! I LITERALLY WOKE UP IN A SWEAT STILL SAYING JESUS OUT LOUD!!!!! AND THE FIRST THING THAT I HEARD WAS "WARN THE PEOPLE TO GUARD THEIR GATES! DO NOT BE NAIVE, I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THE DEMONIC FORCES ATTACHED TO THIS MOVIE!!!!" THIS MOVIE IS NOT JUST A MOVIE IT IS A PORTAL TO OPEN UP YOUR HOME TO EVIL AND DEFOULING ENTITIES!!!!! GUARD YOUR GATES!!!!! BECAUSE THOSE SPIRITS WILL BE LOOKING FOR A HOME!!!!!! IF NOT FOR YOURSELF GUARD YOUR GATES FOR YOUR CHILDREN!!! GUARD YOUR GATES FOR THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS!!!! IF YOU ARE LIKE ME AND YOU STARTED WATCHING DO NOT FINISH IT!!!! IF YOU FINISHED IT, PRAY OVER AND ANOINT YOUR HOME AND THOSE BABIES AS WELL. IN THIS TIME WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT AND NOT FORGET THAT THE ENEMY IS CUNNING AND HIS ONLY GOAL IS TO KILL STEAL AND DESTROY, EVEN THE MIND!!!! I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE.... AND IF YOU DON'T TAKE AWAY ANYTHING ELSE FROM THIS POST PLEASE REMEMBER TO GUARD YOUR GATES!!!