http://www.noisewiki.com/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=67.233.48.29NoiseWiki - User contributions [en]2026-04-08T07:10:19ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.32.0http://www.noisewiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Handicap_Handjob&diff=7051Handicap Handjob2010-02-02T03:45:33Z<p>67.233.48.29: my band</p>
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<div>Noisecore band from Florida, USA. <br />
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==Releases==<br />
===Shit Period===<br />
This was when handicap handjob recorded using an acoustic guitar<br><br />
1. Shit Demo<br><br />
2. Lion Dick<br><br />
3. Death Meatle<br><br />
4. Candyland Up your Ass<br><br />
===Untitled Period===<br />
This was when Handicap Handjob decided to make songs that had no titles. There was an electric guitar being used, but no drummer<br><br />
1. Split tape w/ Alcoholic Holocaust<br><br />
2. Delay <br><br />
3. Genital Warts <br><br />
4. All Black People Have AIDS <br><br />
5. Gonorrhea Black Metal <br><br />
6. Rectal Wink<br><br />
7. Triumphant AIDS Legacy (1 year anniversary live tape) <br><br />
===Harsh Period===<br />
This was when Handicap Handjob expanded on the untitled period, but now using excessive feedback, a drum machine, and now extremely distorted vocals.<br><br />
1. Split CDr w/ Deep Fried Embryo<br><br />
2. Split CDr w/ [[Colico]]<br><br />
3. Split CD w/ 7 Seconds of Coitus<br><br />
===Drum Period===<br />
This is the last evolution of handicap handjob. Now has a human drummer, a bass guitar, and microphone-less vocals. <br><br />
1. Symphony of New Age Destruction<br><br />
2. Split net-release w/ ABN<br><br />
3. Split CDr w/ Insomniac<br><br />
4. Split CDr w/ Rectal Necrosis<br><br />
5. "Audio Atrocity" 4-way Split 7" w/ Onstpoard, Audicion Irritable, and Dead Hipsters<br><br />
==Other Releases==<br />
===Split w/ SWFIYM===<br />
This was a split we did with a gorenoise band named Screaming with feces in your mouth. Our track was a 5 minute piano recording with ZZ Top playing on the stereo behind us. Nick later started insulting a lot of good friends of ours so we decided he doesn't deserve the copies of the split, and destroyed all copies. <br />
===Split w/ HAS===<br />
Split w/ Hemmoroidal Anal Suffering. Nothing unique about it. It just wasn't classifiable with the rest of our releases. It has an acoustic guitar and a guy banging a barbeque grill for drums<br />
===Demo 2009===<br />
This is nothing more then a cat turd in a jewelry box with a handicap handjob logo taped on to it.<br />
===Demo 2010===<br />
1 minute promo recording<br />
===0 Song Tape===<br />
An unlistenable cassette tape. The reels were torn out with a knife and has scratches on it. Does not play in a tape player. Comes with an extensive biography on handicap handjob.</div>67.233.48.29