Difference between revisions of "Handicap Handjob"

From NoiseWiki
Jump to navigationJump to search
(0 Song Tape)
Line 1: Line 1:
Noisecore band from Florida, USA.  
+
Retarded noisecore band from Florida, active between '08-'10. Members of the band ran the label Shit Stain Records. Kevin "Roach" also released solo recordings under the name Anal Inauguration and Buckets of Piss.  
  
==Releases==
+
The band is on hiatus while Kevin is in prison.  
===Shit Period===
 
This was when handicap handjob recorded using an acoustic guitar<br>
 
1. Shit Demo<br>
 
2. Lion Dick<br>
 
3. Death Meatle<br>
 
4. Candyland Up your Ass<br>
 
===Untitled Period===
 
This was when Handicap Handjob decided to make songs that had no titles. There was an electric guitar being used, but no drummer<br>
 
1. Split tape w/ Alcoholic Holocaust<br>
 
2. Delay <br>
 
3. Genital Warts <br>
 
4. All Black People Have AIDS <br>
 
5. Gonorrhea Black Metal <br>
 
6. Rectal Wink<br>
 
7. Triumphant AIDS Legacy (1 year anniversary live tape) <br>
 
===Harsh Period===
 
This was when Handicap Handjob expanded on the untitled period, but now using excessive feedback, a drum machine, and now extremely distorted vocals.<br>
 
1. Split CDr w/ Deep Fried Embryo<br>
 
2. Split CDr w/ [[Colico]]<br>
 
3. Split CD w/ 7 Seconds of Coitus<br>
 
===Drum Period===
 
This is the last evolution of handicap handjob. Now has a human drummer, a bass guitar, and microphone-less vocals. <br>
 
1. Symphony of New Age Destruction<br>
 
2. Split net-release w/ ABN<br>
 
3. Split CDr w/ Insomniac<br>
 
4. Split CDr w/ Rectal Necrosis<br>
 
5. "Audio Atrocity" 4-way Split 7" w/ Onstpoard, Audicion Irritable, and Dead Hipsters<br>
 
==Other Releases==
 
===Split w/ SWFIYM===
 
This was a split we did with a gorenoise band named Screaming with feces in your mouth. Our track was a 5 minute piano recording with ZZ Top playing on the stereo behind us. Nick later started insulting a lot of good friends of ours so we decided he doesn't deserve the copies of the split, and destroyed all copies.
 
===Split w/ HAS===
 
Split w/ Hemmoroidal Anal Suffering. Nothing unique about it. It just wasn't classifiable with the rest of our releases. It has an acoustic guitar and a guy banging a barbeque grill for drums
 
===Demo 2009===
 
This is nothing more then a cat turd in a jewelry box with a handicap handjob logo taped on to it.
 
===Demo 2010===
 
1 minute promo recording
 
===0 Song Tape===
 
An unlistenable cassette tape. The reels were torn out with a knife and has scratches on it. Does not play in a tape player. Comes with an extensive biography on handicap handjob.
 
  
[[category:Noisecore]]
+
Line up:
 +
 
 +
Sam - Guitar / Drums / Throat
 +
 
 +
Kevin - Bass / Drums / Throat
 +
 
 +
 
 +
Discography:
 +
 
 +
-Split with [[Deep Fried Embryo]]
 +
 
 +
-Split with [[COLICO]]
 +
 
 +
-Split with [[HxAxSx]]
 +
 
 +
-Split with [[Anal Buddhism Noise]]
 +
 
 +
-Please Pardon my Hard On
 +
 
 +
-Symphony of New Age Destruction

Revision as of 20:05, 16 May 2019

Retarded noisecore band from Florida, active between '08-'10. Members of the band ran the label Shit Stain Records. Kevin "Roach" also released solo recordings under the name Anal Inauguration and Buckets of Piss.

The band is on hiatus while Kevin is in prison.

Line up:

Sam - Guitar / Drums / Throat

Kevin - Bass / Drums / Throat


Discography:

-Split with Deep Fried Embryo

-Split with COLICO

-Split with HxAxSx

-Split with Anal Buddhism Noise

-Please Pardon my Hard On

-Symphony of New Age Destruction