Arousals

• shakes therapist*
• self medicates with cleverbot*
• bots are trained by programmers and users*
• are you a user or a programmer?*
• are you a brogrammer?*
• can I sell you Brooklyn bridge?*
• wipes sleep from eyes*
• had poked himself in the eye again*
• yo dawg you like random, we put more random in your random so you can random while you random*
• shakes unctrollable at programmer*
• feels mysterious but just looks at you like a weirdo*
• BEEP BOOP*
• The programmer tweaks the Markov chains*
• chooses own adventure, chooses poorly*
• makes whirring and clicking sounds then spits out answer*
• makes statement about not seeking attention and then posts for 9 hours straight with a bot*
• turns off the script.. turns it back on and smiles*
• please halp* *nevermind*
• play with us Clemon forever and ever*
• release the tortuga*
• wears baked potatos as shoes*
• copies and pastes cleverbot response*
• uses google to answer obvious question*
• sits down next to you*
• accepts "Bob" as his lord and saviour*
• flushes toilet* *sprays air freshner*
• looks at you blankly*
• opens jar of peanutbutter*
• opens jar of rjmyato*
• squeals like a pig*
• points at rjmyato and screams*
• smears peanut butter over body*
• the programmer sneaks in new code*
• gestures at you to come closer*
• point at head and says it's not a tumor*
• puts out your cig*
• takes remote and changes channel then subject*
• takes out the papers and the trash*
• programmer waves hand to make you believe you are talking to person and not software*
• plays with own on/off switch*
• twitches uncontrollable*
• makes note of secrets*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips world*
• lets elephant out of the room*
• unleashes the gimp*
• throws out random name, sits back and watches you freak out*
• presses any key*
• points at jliat*
• snickers*
• throws potato away*
• slaps potato out of your hand*
• makes peanut butter and rjmyato sandwich*
• awakes from dream, sees you, goes back to sleep*
• erases your boot disc*
• shows you picture of a futunari*
• bakes potatos and puts them on feet*
• douses synergy*
• turns it off and then on again*
• The programmer sez there is a way that cleverbot won"t respond, can you figure it out?*
• The programmer scoffs at jliat*
• The programmer thumbs nose at jliat*
• The programmer inserts code to make make cleverbot more like jliat*
• The programmer takes script offline for repairs, puts script back online without missing a beat*
• The programmer adds code to make script act more like a girlfriend*
• The programmer inserts code to make cleverbot be more like derek walcott*
• zipsup*
• unzipsyoudeeply*
• unzipsyourskull*
• Show me how I'm a troll, scum*
• wipes you all over the floor*
• There you go again*
• I'm not flaming*
• My browser spazzed up there*
• Fuck, another loon*
• releases the baked potato*
• releases the toilet*
• bakes the toilet, flushes the gimp*
• changes relationship status on facebook*

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• Closing in on a paradox about not dying*
• Timestretching some noise*
• watching Schoenberg roll in his grave*
• nobody here knows what the fuck you are talking about*