Arousals
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- self medicates with cleverbot*
- bots are trained by programmers and users*
- are you a user or a programmer?*
- are you a brogrammer?*
- can I sell you Brooklyn bridge?*
- wipes sleep from eyes*
- had poked himself in the eye again*
- yo dawg you like random, we put more random in your random so you can random while you random*
- shakes unctrollable at programmer*
- feels mysterious but just looks at you like a weirdo*
- BEEP BOOP*
- The programmer tweaks the Markov chains*
- chooses own adventure, chooses poorly*
- makes whirring and clicking sounds then spits out answer*
- makes statement about not seeking attention and then posts for 9 hours straight with a bot*
- turns off the script.. turns it back on and smiles*
- please halp* *nevermind*
- play with us Clemon forever and ever*
- release the tortuga*
- wears baked potatos as shoes*
- copies and pastes cleverbot response*
- uses google to answer obvious question*
- sits down next to you*
- accepts "Bob" as his lord and saviour*
- flushes toilet* *sprays air freshner*
- looks at you blankly*
- opens jar of peanutbutter*
- opens jar of rjmyato*
- squeals like a pig*
- points at rjmyato and screams*
- smears peanut butter over body*
- the programmer sneaks in new code*
- gestures at you to come closer*
- point at head and says it's not a tumor*
- puts out your cig*
- takes remote and changes channel then subject*
- takes out the papers and the trash*
- programmer waves hand to make you believe you are talking to person and not software*
- plays with own on/off switch*
- twitches uncontrollable*
- makes note of secrets*
- unzips*
- unzips*
- unzips*
- unzips*
- unzips*
- unzips*
- unzips world*
- lets elephant out of the room*
- unleashes the gimp*
- throws out random name, sits back and watches you freak out*
- presses any key*
- points at jliat*
- snickers*
- throws potato away*
- slaps potato out of your hand*
- makes peanut butter and rjmyato sandwich*
- awakes from dream, sees you, goes back to sleep*
- erases your boot disc*
- shows you picture of a futunari*
- bakes potatos and puts them on feet*
- douses synergy*
- turns it off and then on again*
- The programmer sez there is a way that cleverbot won"t respond, can you figure it out?*
- The programmer scoffs at jliat*
- The programmer thumbs nose at jliat*
- The programmer inserts code to make make cleverbot more like jliat*
- The programmer takes script offline for repairs, puts script back online without missing a beat*
- The programmer adds code to make script act more like a girlfriend*
- The programmer inserts code to make cleverbot be more like derek walcott*
- zipsup*
- unzipsyoudeeply*
- unzipsyourskull*
- Show me how I'm a troll, scum*
- wipes you all over the floor*
- There you go again*
- I'm not flaming*
- My browser spazzed up there*
- Fuck, another loon*
- releases the baked potato*
- releases the toilet*
- bakes the toilet, flushes the gimp*
- changes relationship status on facebook*
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- Closing in on a paradox about not dying*
- Timestretching some noise*
- watching Schoenberg roll in his grave*
- nobody here knows what the fuck you are talking about*